Semisexual

Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it

They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.

Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."

by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021

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Sansexual

Sansexual is a new sexual orientation recently discovered by people of America. It means to want to fuck Sans from Undertale.

Hey are you "Sansexual"?

by Giorno Joestar October 18, 2019

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selfsexual

When you are sexually and romantically attracted to yourself.

Person: "That dude Clinton in my biology class must be selfsexual."

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 27, 2005

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Slagsexual

When someone has no sexual preference and can not be defined by being gay or straight.
There is no parade for a slagsexual, unless you count the solo walk home on Sunday mornings.

"What she's sleeping with Annie now? I did not know she was gay."
"Oh she's not gay or straight, she's just slagsexual. She sleeps with everybody."

by darlingdear March 2, 2012

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ShaoSexual

Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇

Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯

by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020

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