seaman belly

adj: to describe a person who looks so gentleman and polite, but that guy is actually a gangster who curses a lot or firetruck people a lot. Or he is just an abnormal person.

1. He looks so normal, but actually he is a seaman belly who enjoys stabbing himself like an emo.

by Valocko October 30, 2010

Ordinary Seaman

A fat fuck who claims to be from the shitty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. Usually found with a dumb ass look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat ass or its little dick. Whenever this thing fucks up, it thinks a simple "ma bad" will do. Also is not able to get any pussy of anykind even kpa.

Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?

Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.

by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009

Shalana

A very tall, smart, beautiful and sexy chic that you can bring home to mom. She's a Libra and the most realest person ever ,because of her inability to lie or be fake everyone wants to be around her. She knows more rap verses than your closest boy, and has sicker shoe game than most broads with much smaller feet. And she has an IQ of 139 and a smart ass mouth. She can also whup your ass in Teken. Also goes by Sha (not pronounced "shay") and Lana

If I ever settle down with one person or get married I pray to God its with Shalana or someone just like her, because she is perfect!

by Sha Goody September 10, 2011

Sealand

An awesome micro nation near England. The most awesome place in the world. Germany and UK's daughter, who's boss of the Awesome Family Mafia. NOT SEAWORLD!

Sealand is a pimp, dude.

by PrincipalityofSealand July 25, 2010

shalanie

shalanie is a nice caring person, she honesty doesn't give a damn. Deep down she's a caring person, but don't get on her bad side or she will mess you up. She is a brilliant minded in any situation and therefor if you have a shalanie keep her close in your heart as she will do the same.

"what's her name?"

"her name is shalanie"
"damn she badd"

by yourpa simone January 22, 2020

Shealan

Da coolest nem in da urban dictionary by far!

Shealan is a Princess at heart.

Her Beauty is timeless.

She is one of a kind... she is unique.

A Shealan's talent and creativity never run dry (Everyone secretly wishes she was a Shealan).

This fearless girl is truly one of a kind.

She is one who loves God the Father with all of her heart.

This girl's friends and family mean the world to her.

Shealan is da Faerest of em all!!

Whoa!... did you see that funkadelic move man? That's only something a Shealan could do...

by Candipooh October 28, 2010

stalance

Adjective - The combined attributes of stamina, talent, and endurance needed for everyday activities. Such as beer pong.

Jeff lost five games of beer pong in a row because he did not: have the stamina to continue drinking, the talent to make a shot, and could not endure another loss. Then Alex commanded - "Jeff you have no stalance!"

Zac ate two Chipotle burritos therefore her has stalance.

by Auam May 14, 2008