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Navy SEAL master chief

the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.
: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
by evmiloqui May 14, 2011
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Mr. Steal Your Girl

A Term used to define a man who hunts (and mostly gets) girls who are currently in relationships with someone else. Usually its a preety boy who is just waiting to pounce on your girl the moment you slip up! The term was made famous by Trey Songz in his song (Bottoms Up)
Here comes 'Mr. Steal Your Girl' hide your ladies or you will be sorry!
by Hlagza KG October 27, 2013
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break the seal

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
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coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.
Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
by eggwastaken March 7, 2020
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steal off

to punch or hit someone as a result of the person upsetting you
He's so annoying! I'm about to steal off on him!
by Dan August 19, 2003
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hungry seal

when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.
"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."
by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011
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