Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

Wallet Snatcher

A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.

She snared another unsuspecting victim, what do they see in that wallet snatcher??

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Wig Snatcher

A diva so awe-inspiring and badass that all wannabe divas clutch their weaves in fear when she enters the room. A woman who exposes people for the frauds that they are simply by being better than them in every single way. She is naturally gifted, sexy, and talented, and many people try too hard to emulate her style, only to fail miserably as people mock them. She is the exact opposite of a basic bitch.

Did you see that new Beyonce video? Damn, that girl is a wig snatcher!

Keri Hilson and Ciara could never be wig snatchers because their music is so basic.

by QueenAnnesRevenge January 23, 2011

African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016

on the scratcher

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

by Kenno01 April 21, 2011

cradle snatcher

someone who has a romantic or sexual relationship with a much younger partner (British & Australian humorous)

You are dating someone five years younger? You cradle snatcher!

by Jim Bar October 28, 2013

Sole Snatcher

Sole Snatcher - one who shits in random shoes. Often at party's or department stores. Never to be seen ... only felt.

After a long night of partying Rick slid his foot into his Timberlands .. Hot turd engulfed his foot and Rick instantly knew his shoe had fallen victim to a Sole Snatcher.

by Parrotmeat December 30, 2015