Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie 

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.

Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010

chicken scratch 

Incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. Usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. Sometimes not even they can read it after a while. The writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.

"Dude what the fuck did you write here?! I can't read this damn chicken scratch worth shit!"

chicken scratch by IceWarm June 21, 2004

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

you scratch my back, I scratch yours by Light Joker November 4, 2005

Scratch My Back 

Scratch My Back is the eighth studio album (and fifteenth album overall) by English musician Peter Gabriel, his first in eight years. It was released in February 2010. The album, recorded at Air Lyndhurst and Real World Studios during 2009, consists of cover versions of twelve songs by various artists, using only orchestra and voice.It is produced by Gabriel himself with Bob Ezrin.

Scratch My Back

Scratch My Back by mennäperille December 17, 2019

scruch

When you're scratching someones back, but softly. It's a mix of scratching and brushing your fingers on someone. Usually done while relaxing, can also work on other body parts like the arms. (NOT SEXUAL)

Scruch can also mean brushing your fingers through someones hair.

I love scruching, it's the best feeling.

scruch by worldsbestscrucher January 16, 2020

360 Death-Scratch (360DS) 

A traumatic experience that occurs whenever your Xbox 360 is moved while a CD is in the drive. Somehow, the console creates this huge commotion, similar to the sound of death. The result is a perfectly circular scratch that runs the perimeter of your Xbox 360 game disc.

This can happen as a result of a few things:

-Your Xbox 360 is switched from vertical to horizontal position during gameplay

-You trip and make your console tip over or move in anyway.

360 Death-Scratch (360DS)

"Let me just set up the audio/video cords for my Xbox"
*Suddenly trips over the 360. A strange whirring sound begins and the console shakes*
"Oh crap. Its the 360 Death-Scratch (360DS) "
*You take the CD out to see that a dangerously beautiful scratch now runs the perimeter of the disc. The following morning you commit suicide.*

360 Death-Scratch (360DS) by ASHE OBI June 21, 2008

scratcher jizz 

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

scratcher jizz by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014