Scrontch

Not quite scratching yet not quite rubbing.

"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"

by Gibby5 October 23, 2011

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Did you see Varun scrotching the other day? Gross!

by bigbang666 April 27, 2019

Silk_scratchy808

The most arrogant person you will meet his is kind amazing but loves to waffle BTW he is very very stupid but can be smart if he wants he is also a brain dead genius, personally I find him both stupid, idiotic, arrogant but smart, fun loving but he has a thing where he says mate wierd. Y.a.m

Silk stop talking a shoot
Silk=nickname for some annoying in game community
Silk_scratchy808=meme for annoying person in game

by Jjhunterdarklord August 24, 2020

Scratchy

Australian Slang for an Instant Lotery Ticket.

Shane: Struth! Look at the Moolah i got from this Scratchy!
Hayden: Bloody Oath! Wana go grab a bundy?
Shane: Rack Off, Ill Bash you.

by Aussie Bogan September 6, 2008

scritchy

When something is both itchy and scratchy hence scritchy.

"My nose is scritchy"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.

Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009

scratchy

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007