total scrotal

The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.

See also tea bag

Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012

Scrotamise

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.

he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.

The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.

by psylence July 31, 2015

Sweet scrotal milk

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.

Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!

by JangleDangle June 13, 2018

Scrotus Insignificata

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.

Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.

by Bones June 25, 2004