scrotalus

nutsack, Ballbag, beans, nuts, scrotum,Turkish goggles,shiny golden balls of the gods

Would you enjoy a taste of my scrotalus??

by Fuzion The Ace April 6, 2008

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

Crotalus

Disgusting type of lizard that wanders around one's home, leeching off of parents that don't work.

"Found out I got a Crotalus in my house, better get the lizard repellant."

by Cornerstone Shooter March 27, 2016

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023

scrotal descension

(skroh-tuhl dih-sen-shuhn)

1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.

2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.

Scrotal descension has been reported to increase spermatozoon levels in organisms of the kingdom animalia and elevate the humiliation levels pertaining to said entities receiving the maneuver.

by kLaw the courteous March 10, 2010