Scroaty McWeasel Cut

A shitty chavish haircut!!

Wayne paid £13 for a Scroaty McWeasel Cut at his local barbers it looked shit!!!

by Mark27 November 28, 2006

Scroatbag

A word used to describe the utter annoyance you have with a person.
A little bit more creative and less vulgar than other words of the same meaning. E.g. dickhead, fuckwit etc.
The word can also be used to describe how you feel about someone, comparing them to the sweaty ballsack of a larger gentleman.

guy 1: (after winning a game on his xbox) haha i beat you, you suck. (continues to gloat an hour later)
guy2: dude, stop being such a scroatbag.

by pilz-09 May 9, 2009

Scroat

Term of abuse. Derived from Scrotum.

"Oi! You old scroat!"

by Laurence Fowler October 9, 2002

Scroatee

A beard like formation of public hair found only on the scrotum. This is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scrotum (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. The result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the balls.

Alicia - "So I heard that you and Mike started getting pretty sexual... how's that going?"

Allison - "Not bad I guess..."

Alicia - "?"

Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."

Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."

by CleanShaved February 2, 2010

toats mcgoats dr.scrots

totally taken up a notch

Hey man you wanna go to the club tonight
Toats mcgoats dr.scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

Scrotash

The long mangy hair that dangles down from a man's balls.

Scrotum + Mustache = Scrotash

My girlfriend braided my scrotash.

by Scrotash July 19, 2011

thratchy scroat

sticky hot and chapped nut sack after a long walk or hike

I got a thratchy scroat after the long walk in the desert and had to use powder to sooth it.

by Chuckie Sue October 17, 2008