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Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.
"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."
by The Fish September 3, 2007
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took a screenshot

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.
Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”
by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020
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screenshot

Sexual act in which all lower buttons of the female anatomy are pushed. i.e. fingers on G-spot, clit and a finger in the butt at the same time.
I used both hands to screenshot my girl and she froze in space and time.
by panZ_ September 9, 2019
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Screening

When you read a BBM message without actually opening the conversation, so the sender does not know that it has been read. This makes it easier to avoid them because the sender is unaware they are being ignored.
I was so annoyed with Jake so I started screening his messages.
by Elsherzies July 9, 2011
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Screenshotception

screenshots of screenshots, of people's screenshots
"I got lost in the confusion of the screenshots of screenshots, of people's screenshots. It was a dream within a dream, only it was a nightmare full of screenshots. It was screenshotception."
by doneGood November 17, 2013
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Screenshot Gambit

When you post a statement the owner of the server disagrees with and screenshot it, so that if they delete it you can post the screenshot to make them look like an opinion censoring ass. Usually results in a ban since there's nothing they can counter it with, but if enough people see it, it can be DEVASTATING to that person's reputation.
GuyMan: Hey, did you see me pull the screenshot gambit on DumbIdiot last night?

DudePerson: Yeah, I can't believe he actually fell for it, what a dumbass.
by Bada-Bomb October 24, 2017
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Screenshitting

The act of screenshotting a friend's snapchat picture and/or video because you are a shit person. Often used by shit people for incriminating/embarassing purposes.
Becky spent all night screenshitting snapchats of Fusco to ensure he never forgets the night he passed out drunk because she is shit.
by Ree Rin Chin November 8, 2017
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