v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.
I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.
by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011
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"Look at Mollie sitting on that hill alone over there watching the soccer goalie."
"Oh i know, she is such a screeper!"
"Oh i know, she is such a screeper!"
by Juke Master April 7, 2009
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-noun, plural 'screenwriters'
1. That guy who works as a receptionist and has been doing so for years. He keeps telling you about this killer idea he's working on, but you've never seen a single page.
2. Any idiot who failed English in high school or college.
3. A career track at an institution of higher learning like USC, UCLA, or CMU. Usually taught by a 'working professional' who sold one script about a hero dog who saves his owner. Ironically, the cost of tuition far exceeds what most people will make as a career screenwriter.
4. Anyone with an opinion about a movie who believes they could do better if given the chance.
5. Anyone with access to word processing software.
1. That guy who works as a receptionist and has been doing so for years. He keeps telling you about this killer idea he's working on, but you've never seen a single page.
2. Any idiot who failed English in high school or college.
3. A career track at an institution of higher learning like USC, UCLA, or CMU. Usually taught by a 'working professional' who sold one script about a hero dog who saves his owner. Ironically, the cost of tuition far exceeds what most people will make as a career screenwriter.
4. Anyone with an opinion about a movie who believes they could do better if given the chance.
5. Anyone with access to word processing software.
No one on the set tells the director or producer how to direct or produce. But everyone's a Goddamn writer. Everyone tells the screenwriter how to write.
Screenwriters need to realize that scripts are kinda like assholes: everyone's got at least one.
Screenwriters need to realize that scripts are kinda like assholes: everyone's got at least one.
by siddNullus February 6, 2009
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Get the Screened out mug.n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.
GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
by 818-adjacent January 22, 2011
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Get the SCREENED mug.To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)
I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
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