screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police

Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.

by CMoore014 September 9, 2009

Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

bruh

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

by mmokey June 15, 2017

screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms

Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!

by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009

screaching weasel

pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch

last night i pounded her so hard i got a screaching weasel

by MOTORHEAD!!! November 23, 2006

screeching tires

the sound of tires screeching the pavement is not very well known, although it is generally associated with a death sentence.

I was walking to my friend's house when I heard this car screeching tires on the street.

by bleuilly May 4, 2010

Screeching as HELL

You get extremely thankful as hell with the little buddies and feeling screechful as fuck and it builds into you wanting to start SCREECHING AS HELL.

Justin: I'm so unthankful...
Ben: YOU GOTTA START SCREECHING AS HELL OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GO 90 DOWN THE ROAD

Evan: I wanna hear Justin screech as hell LATER TONIGHTYYYY
Ian: WHY ARE YOU GEY?!?!?!!?!?
Oniz: WHO SAYS I'M GEY?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: uhhhhhh you're gey

Alec: YOU KNOW IM FEELING
Kyle: RON GO EASY WITH THAT STRAP-ON I MIGHT START SCREECHING
Akbar: ALLAHU AS HELLLLLLL!!!
ZARKINGTON: MY SERVER IS HACKED WHUTTT DAAA?!
BARLITO: WHAT IN THE SCREECHING AS HELLYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!
BHILLIP PARCA: MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN FRIENDS!

by Feelin'Thankful February 15, 2022