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Scottish Snake

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.
"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"
by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003
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Scottish Tsunami

Kendrew created a Scottish Tsunami when he finger blasted Bonny-Lee and she queefed out all the old bagpipe air that was trapped in her twatpipes.
by ReportedLive July 7, 2019
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scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
by Scottiemum May 20, 2008
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Scottish

along with the Irish the coolest ethnicitys in the world
1. they drink
2. they like to fight over sports
3. their national costume is underwear optional
by odd_jackal October 6, 2003
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Scottish curse

Having such a large set of testicles that you regularly sit on them.
Did you see that pair on the guy in the kilt? Those things are so big, must be the Scottish curse ...
by The Real Jaster August 13, 2012
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Scottish

AYE AM SCOTTISH, AYE, AM FUCKIN AMAZING LIKE THE REST.
me, im scottish
by FireAlarm14 May 3, 2010
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Scotticus

An incredibly attractive guy who treats his girl like she is the only one in the world. Generally awesome, intelligent, and caring, he is a genuine good guy. Unique, with a casual confidence in his masculinity. Unafraid, he is a protector, but also very lovable. Muscular and sexy, hot, and a bedful - this is every girl's dream come true.

Occasionally seen around the gym, performing a radio show, and near ice cream.

A Scotticus is the natural evolution from a Scott, usually around level 17. Usually criticized as egotistical and narcissistic, he really just loves life. Never one to back down from doing what is right or standing up for those he cares about. If there is one person you want on your side in life, it's a Scotticus. He's also definitely not gay.
Man, Scotticus is better than Taylor Lautner and Tom Felton... combined!

Friend 1 - "Where's Scotticus?"
Friend 2 - "It's 4 o'clock, probably doing his show"
Friend 1 - "Not on a Wednesday, man. Quick, check the ice cream bar in the cafeteria!"

Yes! My Scott turned into a Scotticus!
by Von Galt and His Girl December 3, 2011
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