Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.

She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

scotter

A scooter with a jet engine on the back - after it has ploughed into the side of a mountain because it could not steer or brake at that speed.

- Where's your scooter dude?

- Gone, it's a scotter now.

by Glest August 11, 2010

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

Spotted

Appearing in a social media post by another person

"i got spotted today on maria's story"

by Wheewu May 24, 2017

One-Shotted

v. Often used in MMORPG's to indicate the action of being defeated by a single attack.

This noob tried to gank me, so I turned around and one-shotted him!!

by FeudalWarlord January 15, 2006

Scottsdale

A bunch of rich spoiled cousin fuckers that beg for there parents money

I fucking hate those Scottsdale fuckers

by Zachariasmithtomson October 22, 2019

Scotter

250 pounds of skin, bone, flesh, chest hair, pizza, and for it's incomprehenable grammar, and antics. This "thing" can usually be found on a couch, a bed or a kitchen where it devours anything it can put in it's mouth. It's favourite past-times are chewing tabacco, drinking large amounts of cheap, dime a dozen beer. He also enjoys staying out late with "friends". The Scotter has been known to intrigue, or to be intrigued by nearly anything that is going through his cat like attention spam of a brain. The Scotter often sports a large playoff like beard, and wears tacky clothes that lead him to absolutely no tail.

The Scotter ex. chebacca, ape, the 1 ton Man, That creepy old fat guy at the bar. The wrapper of your gum you throw on the road.

by ImreallyEnglish.org December 6, 2010