sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

scoffield

1) A charecter from the hit TV series "Prison Break"
2) A greeting between two males

"My name is Michael Scoffield"
"Scoffield....PI!!!!!"

by Ashwath July 14, 2006

sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

by Arti Hali November 8, 2005

scoff

Dinner. Food. Meal.

Are you coming to get some scoff?

by Olly August 30, 2003

scoffield

running away from your posse at the end of the night coz youre too drunk.

the guy who ALWAYS dissapears without telling anybody and you find out like half an hour later that hes gone

last nite i was so smashed i had to pull a scoffield on my brothas!

by Lotion November 28, 2007

scoffty

on the down low , sneakie shannonagins , tomfoolery

they are

off being scoffty

by one.luv.one.hrt.for. life December 28, 2014