schwing schwang

an erect penis.

Matt had a giant schwing schwang when he saw Erika strutting around in her lingerie.

by udo stanferd June 14, 2009

schwing

Verb

1)An implication that an individual is extremely attractive, or desireable.

dude, she is totally "Schwing" material

by Tzar Trusk March 18, 2003

Schwing

Pelvic Thrust from Wanye's World

SCHWINGG!!!!

by AWESOMENESSSSSXDSS June 6, 2009

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

Schwing

An expression of immense satisfaction, to be used in the event of exteme good fortune.

Person 1: dude, I just found $100 on the floor.

Person 2: schwing!!

by Dufud December 18, 2009

Schwinger

An object in fast motion carrying high velocity that strikes another person and inflicts pain.

Marshall gave me a schwinger right to my beans!

by Rat Kraas August 7, 2018

Schwingle

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks

The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.

by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021