schnorks

Ultimate sex machine.

<schnorks> I'M GONNA POUND SOME POONTANG RIGHT NOW. HUH.

by Tso March 30, 2003

schnorks

A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie

No?

by Mars April 23, 2003

schnorks

An underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is an underwater creature!!!"

by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

schwoke

When a nibba too W O K E for anyone

Bruh this nibba too schwoke for anybody

by therealassnibba February 5, 2018

Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

schnorkel

1. V. The brief out-breath when a dog prepares to sniff you and sprays a mist of dog goobers on you.

2. N. The goober mist emitted from a happy doggy's nasal out-breath.

"Yuck! I went to pet Pugmo and she schnorkeled me. I gotta go wash up." (From non-dog lover)

"Pugmo is so cute with that schnorkel breath." (Dog lover)

by Urbans Sprouts January 6, 2009

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009