schweiker

Girl who foams repulsively at the mouth after drinking beer, and then finds out years later during college that she actually can drink beer, but to do so she has to...
1) hang upside somehow
2) insert a very wide tube into her va-jay-jay
3) ask girl for assistance
4) pour beer down that shit, with a hint of sunshine dust

Claire def pulled a schweiker right in front of Jan...and when Claire asked Jan for assistance, she was all over that shit. And then they went to the Pi Kap house and fucked to Benji Davis (and they did it with the lights on.)

by T Finn October 25, 2007

Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

Schweizen

A person who is acting totally badass.

Something that is really badass.

Dude, you are totally schweizen today.

That was schweizen

by Gupper February 16, 2009

Schnitzer

Client who has a well intended somewhat understandable request that results in a mountain of paperwork.

We're going to add 2000 underprivileged youth to the event but it's going to require our team working all weekend to get the paperwork pushed through in time because the boss already said yes to the Schnitzer.

by WorkerBee2001 March 20, 2022

Schweiner

The description of a penis on a transgender woman who has yet to have genital surgery

Once she has the surgery, they’ll remove her schweiner

by K2hockey June 3, 2023

Lani Schnitzerling

she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl

"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"

by real bitches bow down November 8, 2019

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.

Me: Who are the actors of this film?
Friend: Til Schweiger.

Me: Ok, let's watch another movie.

by NobodyWillEverReadThis69 May 15, 2021