schwanse

The male reproductive organ most likely found below the waist, inbetween the legs. Often refered to as penis, slong, dong, staff, stick, rod, male injector, dick, dingy, cock, knob, weiner, weiney, weiness, etc.

The average blue whale schwanse is 10 feet long.

by Jstreett June 4, 2006

schwasted

being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted

bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!

by Nelsweezey May 14, 2008

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011

schwasted

The state of being drunk and high.

Dude, let's chief I wanna get schwasted

by the leahood gangstas September 30, 2006

schwasted

The white boy form of getting drunk.

"Me and my niggas are gettin drunk tonight"

"Well me and my crackas are gettin schwasted

by flakaveli December 11, 2010

Schwasted

A wasted shlore (a slut whore)

The schwasted bride went home with the best man!

by smurfy100 November 8, 2009

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009