When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
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Schlangnah - (modern Gaelic
Comes from an uneducated tourists feeble, but well intentioned attempt, at raising a glass and toasting a drink with the Irish Gaelic term, ‘slàinte mhath’, meaning ‘Good health’.
First used in the Westenra Hotel in Monaghan , Monaghan Country, Ireland in 2017 by the Burnett Family, ‘Schlangnah’ has now become a socially accepted term when raising a glass with Irish mates in both Australia and New Zealand.
Comes from an uneducated tourists feeble, but well intentioned attempt, at raising a glass and toasting a drink with the Irish Gaelic term, ‘slàinte mhath’, meaning ‘Good health’.
First used in the Westenra Hotel in Monaghan , Monaghan Country, Ireland in 2017 by the Burnett Family, ‘Schlangnah’ has now become a socially accepted term when raising a glass with Irish mates in both Australia and New Zealand.
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