Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Schnucked

Getting Schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. The first time you'll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they're cancelling your card.

Bob: Why are you writing checks for everything today?
Rob: Cause my debit card got compromised in the Schnucks debacle.
Bob: Ooh, you got Schnucked!

by Sp1 May 9, 2013

schmuckiño

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

Camilly cherry eww schmuck

A camilly cherry eww is a adjective used against people being dumb or dyslexic

Omg ur such a camilly cherry eww schmuck

by Owen grace November 22, 2019

Schluck

Female version of 'Fap'

I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...

by Nick 'the cage' Cage April 16, 2013

schtucky

in a situation where one is able to practice one's schtick

we're up all night to get schtucky

by Dick Squad October 28, 2013