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Schmekels

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels
There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself
by ellunitiko June 14, 2010
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Schmekin Prickles

Wanna stop and get some frozen Schmekin Prickles?
Last night I skipped dinner and just had Schmeckin Prickles.
by Rehpinej October 20, 2010
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schmekeled

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.
I am so schmekeled right now!
by Mardock June 6, 2011
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schvetty

German, used for something really awesome or baby-like in cuteness.
Ahh, hallo schvetty(talking to a dog)
by Katz man July 2, 2004
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schvekta

A sweet but small penised black dog who has thick drainage (slag) dripping from almost every hole of his body.
There Schvekta goes again, ruining the day.
by Sch488 July 12, 2017
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Schved

Verb: Drinking alcohol, especially Svedka Vodka

Noun: Alcohol

Adjective: drunk off your ass
Verb: You wanna schved it up man?

Noun: Who's got the schved?

Adjective: Fuck dude, I'm so schved.
by SchvedSchved November 12, 2007
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Schekels

A highly infectious diseas, that causes one to lack causes one to Damascus the math skills needed to succeed in life.
I had schekels last year, therefore I lack the skills when trying to learn some quality mathematics.
by Math enthusiasts May 5, 2015
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