Schlem

A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!

"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"

"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"

by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007

schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.

My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks

by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

schleavage

When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.

Hey bro, check out that schleavaged shirt she's wearin. It's hot. Look at her shoulder.

by lurpy101 March 2, 2011

Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

by D U February 3, 2010

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001