schtuff

An Austrian-accented slang version of the word "stuff," as in random things, now incorporated into American slang probably through characters like Hans and Frans from Saturday Night live who were a spoof on Austrian-American bodybuilder/actor/film-maker Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It is often (but not always) emotionally loaded, as in "stuff with emotional baggage attached."

"He needed to talk about his schtuff, so now he's seeing the psychoanalyst down the street, Dr. Schwarzenfreud."

"She has a lot of schtuff goin' on in her life right now. Give 'er a break."
"Dude, that's a lot of schtuff in your garage! You need to feng shui the sh*t out of that!

by petalouda October 22, 2018

schtunk

pronounced: shtoonk ("oo" sound as in book) A person who does something bad or vexing on purpose. Its a trivial term, almost a term of endearment when used as a mock scolding.

You schtunk! Why did you take the last pickle, you knew I wanted it!

by zornorf January 7, 2016

schtupperware

A party for reviewing and buying sex toys

from "Tupperware party" and schtupp

Hanna was having a schtupperware party and her parents dropped in. That was the last time they came by without calling first.

by Nethuns December 19, 2011

SCHTIUPID

i say stupid like schtiupid, i know this is an inside joke but i wanna make this popular

YOU ARE BLOODY SCHTIUPID MATE!

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

Schtuff

The PG-version of saying "shit," especially around women and children.

Dude, that was good shi-, I mean, schtuff. *noticed kids nearby*

by Dewmaster84 September 11, 2009

schtupt schtofel

Using pube clippings as a Hitler Mustache after shaving a girl’s over grown bush.

Sure I came home drunk and threw potted plants around the house, but my roommate lightened up when I pulled off a schtupt schtofel and marched around the house singing third riche songs.

by 38 March 17, 2003

schtudy

in your room with a powerpoint open in your toolbar just in case someone comes in when you are wastin your time on the internet on facebook or stumble..

flat out schtudying

by adolydon May 16, 2010