schrutesleeves

Wearing a tie with a short sleeved shirt. Honoring Dwight Schrute.

Dwight Schrute and Jim Tressel both rock the schrutesleeves.

by Les the Hat January 3, 2008

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.

Guy A: “Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Struthered

When penis(and or balls) are forced into your field of view by way of unavoidable circumstances.

Dude, I was pinned in. I wasn't meat gazing, I got struthered.

by Lawrence Funderburke January 7, 2012

schrutebag

A sychophantic person engaging in extreme acts of egotistical behavior without regard to others. A person so blinded by self interest as to be incapable of sympathy and/or empathy.

"Colin then told his audience to go to the website. When all of his stoolies did so the site servers were overloaded and shut down. He is such a schrutebag."

by w. glass April 17, 2007

Schoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party, I've heard he is a Schoucher!

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Schrute remark

An unnecessarily or inappropriately scathing and pedantic remark, retort, or explanation. Often considered obnoxious.

A Schrute remark:

Jim Halpert looks out window Hey look everyone, It's snowing.
Dwight Schrute pretend cute-kid voice Omigod! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with papa and tell him all of your Christmas dreams? Hmm? turns serious It's not even real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.

by A Yankee April 13, 2013