A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.
Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011
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This guy is hitting on me it’s such a schrödinger’s woman. I just know if I reject him I’ll suddenly be a fat b*^%# *heavy eye roll*
by NovaChiu July 5, 2019
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by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022
Get the Schrodinger’s retard mug.The condition where, until properly tested by a health professional, a person may or may not have any number of cancers, organ problems, infections or miscellaneous ailments. Therefore, they are simultaneously diseased and healthy.
"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."
by Amy_S October 14, 2016
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Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018
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by Epicness + Dankness January 3, 2021
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by CHorta13 May 11, 2016
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