shritty

A small, long-haired dog with crooked legs and an abnormally long tail

“Hi, my name is (blank) and this is my Shritty dog, Hank!”

by pickledpepperpicker February 6, 2021

Schmitty

Black out drunk, no recollection.

Those shots got me Schmitty

by BoozeKid June 16, 2021

schnitty

chem teacher who’s a pedophile

“yo u have schnitty for chem next year. watch out bro he touches girls”

by alyssas.defs July 21, 2024

lucky schmitty

The middle position in a three-way encounter.

Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.

by Lavis89 June 13, 2024