schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

Rob Schneider

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.

by prof. frink July 11, 2006

Schneider

A handjob given in a school library.

Sarah got caught giving Hunter a Schneider and gave Hunter the nickname "Schneider" for the rest of his life.

by ThatNewDrizzyDrake September 30, 2014

Angry Schneiderman

While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".

Dude, my woman fell asleep on the couch AGAIN so I gave her an Angry Schneiderman!

by Joe Zarthon May 23, 2006

Schiber

1. A large manifestation of anger often directed towards teenage males and females alike.

2. An immeasurable source of agony.

1. Damn, the police chief was a real schiber when he showed up at our party.

by Jonathan Doxan July 5, 2006

The Schneider Effect

Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.

Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.

Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!

Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!

by Trinciacrophobia November 5, 2009