by william boreland November 26, 2017
Get the schneckle mug.Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008
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washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.
Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006
Get the Rob Schneider mug.A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
by Corlyann February 7, 2006
Get the crew scheduler mug.It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.
"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."
"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."
"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."
by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013
Get the I'm on your schedule mug.Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
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"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"
by LTkage May 12, 2017
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