Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.
Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.
by Professor M. Carter (School of Alcoholism) October 17, 2005
Get the schmunktail mug.Schmunz is a very special nickname to a very special person.
The 'Schmunz' describes someone who has an immense sense of humor, the strength to be ambitious and tenacious, but most important of all: a heart of gold.
He also happens to be the point of social interaction for anyone who feels invited.
In addition: Twin Schmunzes come with doubled Schmunzpower!
The 'Schmunz' describes someone who has an immense sense of humor, the strength to be ambitious and tenacious, but most important of all: a heart of gold.
He also happens to be the point of social interaction for anyone who feels invited.
In addition: Twin Schmunzes come with doubled Schmunzpower!
by Melody57 February 18, 2013
Get the Schmunz mug.Related Words
schmunt • schmuntry cruise • schmutz • Schmutzvering • Schmungus • schmutt • schmung • Schmunk • schmut • schunt
by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014
Get the Schmutzplätzen mug.by Jewpanese May 20, 2005
Get the schmultz mug.Schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from South Bend, Indiana in 2004. It was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word "want" when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. It can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. Some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who's had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. Others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.
Positive reference:
"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"
Negative reference:
"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"
As a name or nickname:
"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"
"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"
Negative reference:
"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"
As a name or nickname:
"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"
by jellin February 3, 2010
Get the Schmont mug."That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."
"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."
"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."
by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023
Get the Schmungus mug.OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?
Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.
Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.
by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010
Get the Schmutty mug.