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schmunktail

Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.
Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.
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Schmunz

Schmunz is a very special nickname to a very special person.
The 'Schmunz' describes someone who has an immense sense of humor, the strength to be ambitious and tenacious, but most important of all: a heart of gold.
He also happens to be the point of social interaction for anyone who feels invited.
In addition: Twin Schmunzes come with doubled Schmunzpower!
- Hey lets hang out at Schmunzes today!
- Yeah, sure thing, Schmunz always makes me laugh!
by Melody57 February 18, 2013
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Schmutzplätzen

German slang for a woman's vagina. Literal translation is "dirty cookie".
Pull your skirt down, I can see your schmutzplätzen
by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014
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schmultz

Sappy romance in a novel, film, or song.
That movie would have been good had it not been for all that Schmultz.
by Jewpanese May 20, 2005
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Schmont

Schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from South Bend, Indiana in 2004. It was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word "want" when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. It can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. Some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who's had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. Others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.
Positive reference:

"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"

Negative reference:

"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"

As a name or nickname:

"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"
by jellin February 3, 2010
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Schmungus

a slang word originating from Utah, schmungus is a sort of catch-all term for anything unusual.
"That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."

"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."
by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023
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Schmutty

A stank ass cat that needs to lick its ass.
OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?

Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.
by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010
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