schmenglies

What one finds hanging from a hookers monkey after several clients.

After a night on the low track, and wearing her favourite micro mini, you could tell star had a busy night from the schmenglies hanging from her monkey

by Ukey September 8, 2009

Schmigglebauffen

Schmigglebauffen (sh-migg-ul-bauf-in) German
-Noun

Describes an incredible girlfriend who never ceases to amaze her boyfriend. She is always there for him and always gives him a smile. He never wants to leave her. She is so sexy she makes Robert crazy. Her cuteness is un-definable, and will not be defined in this definition, although, it is cuter than her boyfriends. He loves her more than anything.

"Wow, I hope my Schmigglebauffen is looking at this"

by K3rmitdafrg December 14, 2009

Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina

Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her

by Jr10103 March 11, 2010

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018