Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

schmuckiño

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

Camilly cherry eww schmuck

A camilly cherry eww is a adjective used against people being dumb or dyslexic

Omg ur such a camilly cherry eww schmuck

by Owen grace November 22, 2019

schmull

Lesbian (often from Newtown, Sydney area).
Derived from the word "She-Mullet" due to the popularity of said hair style in the Newtown Lesbian community. However, also commonly refers to Newtown Lesbians with Mohawks or a combination of both hairstyles.

The schmull ate the cat.

Also used as Naming Noun: "She is a schmulla-dyke."

by b00mb0x August 17, 2006

schmucktard

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

by lostaccident September 23, 2006

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022