schmazzle

The art of stealing lawn gnomes

Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.

aka. people on acid out on the town.

by MilesIsInsane December 10, 2006

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.

Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.

by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

by Social descender December 5, 2012

schmooplette

The girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
Unquantifiably adorable Goddess

Always know that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette

by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

schmoople

A beautiful blob of red clay produced by Ishu, Malu, Sam.

Schmoople was born today. Sam is the Godmother. Malu is the backup godmother in case Sam runs away.
The backup godmother killed Schmoople. He was brutally mutilated by the backup godmother.

Last seen: Emergency house, room 601, Friday, 3rd August 2018 last period.

by imsisgood August 5, 2018

Schmooglestein

A word used to describe love and affection for a special girl named Amrit

I love you so much SCHMOOGLESTEIN, I love you sooooo maaaaach

by Flairjordan23 April 23, 2022