schmuttkis

the ultimate comeback, uttered under ones breath/or yelled out extremely loudly.

someone has just deeply insulted you so... you simply just mutter or yell which ever makes you feel better... "SCHMUTTKIS!!!!"

by sarah and jill November 8, 2005

schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

Schmutzbert

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult

Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga

by N1klas March 23, 2021

Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.

"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"

by SJL123 July 18, 2021

Schmouff

Something insanely smooth

The bois: yo that what Schmouff

Chad: I know, I get them girls easy

by Seje Reje December 21, 2021

The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

schmootzie

your gilrfriend / boyfriend in an ironic and fun manner, like honey

schatzi - also schmootzie boo (from the film moster inc)

by klassey February 6, 2009