schlossum

A word that rhymes with possum.

"Can you think of any words that rhyme with possum?"
"Yeah, schlossum rhymes with possum."

by schlossum_man_88 July 1, 2015

schmooshy

A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.

I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.

by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016

Schmooshgallonz

When a young couple is making-out sloppily in a public place.

Ralph and Loree like to schmooshgallonz in the kitchen when we're toasting our bagels.

by Smutfuckers May 29, 2017

Schössmann

A Person who usually ditches. The hair is black and curly and a Schössmann usually visits the toilet no less than 3 times an hour.

A Schössmann drives a Golf+ and can be mostly found on the streets leading from Germany to Italia.

A Schössmann is also either recognized by his music taste. He usually listents to either Hard Core Dubstep , German Rap or KPop.

D: Has anyone seen Schössmann ?
A: I think Schössmann ditches again

S: I have to visit the toilet again
M: Its the third time this hours already Schössmann !

by HolyWilli January 14, 2019

Schmosby

A Schmosby is the name that ted mosby from how i met your mother is called Punchy

Classic Schmosby -Punches In Arm-

by HIMYMmaster December 2, 2019

schmouse

Schmouse is an animal that is very small but fuzzy and cuddly. Known to have a rather large penis. They are very friendly and cute. Schmouses are the most lovable creatures ever! They love you for who you are! Often very lazy, tired and loves to sleep. Never stop loving a schmouse because they are one of a kind.

1) I love my schmouse so much!
2) Schmouse is so cute!

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Schmobster

Vallejo, California-area slang for any vehicle or vessel in which one goes schmobbin.

"Pile in the schmobster brusk, we finna smoke a fat gorilla finger blunt and tap in with the boys in the bay"

by magu530 October 9, 2022