A fluid or gelatinous solid, usually thick and oozing as it seeps out of something that wasn't broke, but is about to get fixed anyway. May also refer to an electronical device which has decided to let the smoke out. Popularized by youtube personality AvE of bum fuck nowhere, Kanuckistan.
by bzacon March 13, 2017
Get the schmoo mug.It refers to the character Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. At the end of Ted’s perfect first date, he tells her, “I think I’m falling in love with you.” This was a habit Ted couldn’t break. So every time someone said “I love you” too soon, it was known as pulling a “Classic Schmosby.” And sometimes you later realize that you weren’t actually in love — you just really wanted to be. It’s okay to fall in love, but don’t say anything until you’re sure that’s what you’re really feeling, and wait a little bit. Don’t rush these great times, these beginning stages where you get to know someone and sometimes you can’t even look at them directly because they’re so goddamn cute.
kid 1: You see that brunette? I pulled a classic schmosby on her last night…
kid 2: Dude, wtf? Leave that for the movies
kid 2: Dude, wtf? Leave that for the movies
by dastruggleisreal March 17, 2015
Get the classic schmosby mug.A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.
Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating
by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020
Get the Schmole mug.Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).
"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."
"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."
"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."
by DMT 32 December 2, 2009
Get the schmoozola mug.one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.
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by youngno23 March 20, 2010
Get the schlochembacher mug.Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there
Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010
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