schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

by Schobinem July 21, 2011

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Schmief

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

by Stenman May 4, 2004

schmibes

a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.
forms:
schmibes, schmibbles, schmibula, schmibby, schmib, schmiggy, schmibbo, schmibboo, schmibber, schmiblet, & schmibzy

aw...schmibes that was so sweet of you

by lindsey<3 August 3, 2007

schmageckel

First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.

I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.

Are you gonna eat that schmageckel?
Get that schmageckel out of my face!
or Schmageckel Envy.

by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008

Schmigloo

A facility made usually of snow in which one can smoke ganja; a weed smoking facility

Hey dude, wanna go light one up in my schmigloo?

by Gucci Jesus January 11, 2014

Schmigati

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.

Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.

by Mr Percival January 3, 2019