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Schmekel Flop

The sensation felt in the genital area by males when driving over rolling hills quickly.
While driving through the Appalachian Mountains we giggled about the strange feeling in our abdomen. Then my father said, "Here come more schmekel flops."
by theL1 November 2, 2009
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schmeckel

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.
1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.
by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007
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Schmekels

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels
There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself
by ellunitiko June 14, 2010
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Schmeckel

The word used in a joke told by Gene Simmons on the Today Show, causing Shannon Tweed to tell him to "Fuck off."
My schmeckel is now broken after being inserted into 3,000+ women.
by Hareeb Olsakk June 15, 2011
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shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick
I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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schmekeled

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.
I am so schmekeled right now!
by Mardock June 6, 2011
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schmeckel

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.
Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.
by David Glaiser April 3, 2008
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