Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

Schmekin Prickles

A tasty treat.

Wanna stop and get some frozen Schmekin Prickles?
Last night I skipped dinner and just had Schmeckin Prickles.

by Rehpinej October 20, 2010

Schmeckinwepper

A synonym for dick/penis

Look at that dude's schmeckinwepper!

by Zedrywith August 11, 2017

schmacking

when you normally don't hit an object hard and you get extremely mad so you hit harder.

I normally don't hit the ball far, but when I think or see someone I hate before I'm up to bat I be schmacking that ball.

by sammi.(; July 3, 2010

Schleeping

to give a good succ

Plankton is just schleeping on the schlong

by planktonboss June 22, 2016

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008