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Schmarandieren

"Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.

The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
Ey Jerry, bist du grade arg am schmarandieren?

(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)

Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)

Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
by Crecki76 November 12, 2022
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smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked
Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked
by slumptedsara April 26, 2019
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Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.
My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.
by velocitycu April 12, 2010
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schmack

Verb

To hit a chick in the face with your dick, trying to get her to suck it.
Oh shit, Brett just Schmacked Kasey. She ain't gonna take that!
by Schmackmaster February 22, 2008
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schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes
why don't you go eat a schmacko!
by Guru222 November 5, 2005
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Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.
'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.
by Tom Nott February 1, 2009
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