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by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019
Get the Schmacken mug."Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
Ey Jerry, bist du grade arg am schmarandieren?
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
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