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schmankle

In gym for our stretching we did schmankles.
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Schlanket

I use my Schlanket as a cum rag.
by Insanuim September 16, 2022
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schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted
We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!
by Trista February 21, 2005
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Shmanker

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.
"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"
by northhum April 15, 2009
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schmank

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked
by Wankmasta October 18, 2004
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schtanket

The one blanket in your household that you use to pass gas in and try, and possibly fail, to hide from others
Pass the schtanket; I had beans tonight!
by Cameltwah December 15, 2020
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Schmenkel

When your cat pisses on it's back legs it does so out of it's schmenkel. Schmenkel is indicative of a broken pisser.
The cat's schmenkel - means the cat's pisser.

The cat is schmenkelling again - means the cat is pissing again.
by Schmenkel February 16, 2023
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