Schandelmeier

Some of the most creative and talented people out there

Wow! That's a really good painting... it must be a Schandelmeier.

by bipolarbrigid November 5, 2011

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Schmads

Pads, but with a "schm"

The goalie decided to whip up some new schmads

by Lweso0123 November 14, 2020

Schmundingle

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.

How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.

by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

schmender

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008

Schwandt

A human of the male species, who applies his physical strength in order to carry out numerous rapes, whether in his hometown, or on holiday with a group of friends.

'Gareth is a Schwandt'

by Sleaford January 17, 2012