Shammered

The state of being shit faced and hammered.

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).

by Evan SHort September 22, 2006

shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

by brooke March 14, 2004

smammered

to plan to;or party so much and so hard that the best way to described how fucked up you want to/or are going to get,is to combine the words smashed and hammered together to form smammered

Dude I got smammered last night on cheap vodka and shit myself.

by Bill Leahy September 30, 2006

Shmammered

Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret

Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..

by Lenord Harris October 12, 2009

shammered

Shammered: Originated from the use of a construction tool term, 'hammered', to describe excess alcohol in the body. 'Shit' from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. It sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. In this term the root word 'hammered' is being modified by the term 'shit'. Thus the adjective 'shit' is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. This still does not define the 'shit hammered' experience as being a positive or a negative one. That is a personal decision. 'Shit hammered' has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pronounced 'shammered'. Or something close.
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"

"Damn I am shammered!"
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...

by mckenzie1 February 13, 2006

Shmammered

The act of being smashed and hammered simultaneously

I knew I would be shmammered after one more hurricane.

by Pat O'Brien Jr. February 19, 2009

schmammed

Being significantly drunk.

Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006