schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

by stirling78 April 27, 2009

Schmae

A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."

(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?

by keeeet March 11, 2009

schma

A sound used instead of saying "who cares" or "who gives a rats' ass"

"She's hot"
"schma..........."

by nitz April 22, 2005

schmageggy

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.

I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.

by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

Schmack

1. The buzz or feeling obtained after injesting large amounts of nicotine.

2. Another way of saying a nicotine device, often a juul , suorin, smok, mods, and many more. This word is commonly used among teenagers.

Can I use your Schmack?

HAHAHAHA SCHMACK

The schmack is sooo goood.

by Shmacks right March 26, 2019

Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schmaggered

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004