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Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck
BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?
by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023
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Schmunging

The act of putting your schmungus, inside a female of your species, and violently spinning your body around whilst inside to cause internal damage, or decrease their morale.
My girlfriend was cheating on me, so I hid the fact I had known, and begun the Schmunging
by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024
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schlooging

“I was schlooging with that girl last night
by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024
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shlunging

When someone kills another person and then sucks his dick and makes them cum out blood and when they die they get someone to jump on the body a day or two after and then sucks the maggots and fluids out of their penis. It’s a disgusting thing and the word describes the full illegal act.
Person 1: let’s go shlunging
Person 2: we should do it to billy
*they shlung billy*
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
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Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off
Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.
by WagooChicken June 19, 2025
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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.
I’m shlonging for him”
by RavenEden July 5, 2025
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