schlongalogue

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.

Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.

by Anthony Bumbaco January 7, 2009

Schlongalongadongbong

The act of smoking weed off of a long dong.

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

by cyberwar April 21, 2018

Schlorpadrop

Pooping and cumming into a drink and having one's mother take a drink.

Yo homes joey's mother Schlorpadroped me last night. I bet her tum tum don't feel so well after that.

by Azorbi July 16, 2019

Schloopy

To slap a titty.

She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.

by MrFuxsWell December 7, 2019

Schloopian

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

Schpoople

Just a pinch of weed.

"This bowls almost cashed."

"Lemme put a schpoople on that."

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

Schlongalingalonger

A penis that looks like salamj

Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger

by Mrsensless January 22, 2021