Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

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schlongpacker

1) Indicates a guy who is being a dick. 2) Term of endearment, usually used by a woman, to describe a man and what he is packing.

"That guy with the strap on his sunglasses and the boat shoes is a total schlongpacker."

by lfv May 23, 2008

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Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours

Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door

by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018

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Schlongfinity

The schlongfinity is a groundbreaking tool to extend your own schlong size. It allows you to multiply your schlong size to burst out of your pants to impress your friends.

Person 1: Yo dude, when did you get such a big schlong?
Person 2: Oh, I used the schlongfinity, you should try mine out.

by Fred Man August 30, 2020

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Schlangin'

A term used to describe the action performed by a prostitute who delivers their services via a penis.

A combination of Schlong and Slang.

Schlong= Penis.

Slang = to sell (dope).

"Broh his dick is massive. He schlangin'."

by Rehawse December 29, 2020

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