Schwizzler

A proper noun for A guy who's face looks a lot like a cheese knife ( cleft chin or short beard optional) ( sometimes confused with a cartoon barracuda)

"Chris, look, it's the Schwizzler"

by The Jammer August 8, 2003

schnizzwazz

Pissing yourself and liking it so much you do it again

finchy schnizzwazzed himself in the snow and he felt better

by weirdy August 13, 2006

schnizzle

The ultimate in anything! Better then "da bomb" its "da schnizzle"

"that girl is the schnizzle!" "this place is the schnizzle!"

by D_daddy_M October 29, 2003

shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

quin shlizz

hey brotha, your balls are moldy , remove them rusty staples

yo man quin shlizz and you owe me 69 pennies

by lUka March 5, 2004

schlitz

v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.

Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.

by jkiller December 9, 2008

schnizzit

Something awesome. It's important to use the word "the" in front of the word schnizzit or it will take on the meaning of something less desirable. For example I am the schnizzit means I am awesome. I am schnizzit means I am shit, crap, etc.

That taco I just ate was the schnizzit.

by I Am The Hotstepper June 9, 2017