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Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.
Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.
by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021
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schliny

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing
Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny
by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
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Nick Schild Ball

An extremely conservative style of play utilized in sports games to maximize the chances of victory. Typically associated with players who "milk the clock" or minimize passing the ball while ahead.
Dude, why you gotta play that Nick Schild ball? Just snap the ball and get on it with it already. Running is for pussies.
by Van Patton January 11, 2009
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Schlibibble

you're eating something on the couch at 3am and your friend says "let me have some." you say "no." he says "just a schlibibble." you roll your eyes "ok, just a schlibibble"

also works well with a sad puppy face, "schlibibble...please?"
by KateyKate September 7, 2010
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Schlibbidy

A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.

Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"

Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.

Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."

"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."

"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"

*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022
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Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.
Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!
by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011
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scheidted

1. A sincere backstab with no remorse

2. To announce krunk ass festivities and get the hopes of many up, then shoot them down like a wounded duck

3. To say your gonna go with your boys somewhere, only to cancel at the last moment leaving them to wonder what the hell happend
1. I've been scheidted!!!!

2. Dude you said we can come over, don't scheidt me!

3. Yo Trzupek remember when you scheidted Bainer last nite and he started crying.

4. Dude Stepno you said you were gonna come to the mall with me, don't scheidt me.
by Carl J.Sanders January 25, 2009
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