Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

by pete snake October 7, 2017

schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006

schlärm

Schlärm (noun)- the film of residue left in the throat after consuming food products, especially after dairy or citrus items

"I drank my orange juice and now I have schlärm!"

by schlärm June 1, 2016

Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016

schlar

A word that means almost anything and can be used in any sentence

Hey bro can you had me the schlar?

by Schlartember December 4, 2016

schnarf

It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.

I just schnarfed that shit...

by Sjiraff May 29, 2019

Schlafo

noun or adjective - 1)To sleep/schlafen 2)To smoke 3)A substitution for almost any word in the common dictionary, descibing states of mind, emotions, or handicaps 4) To describe a very altered state of mind and body

1) I'm gonna go to SCHLAFO 2) "Hey, you wanna SCHLAFO before class?" 3)You just dropped the SCHLAFO on the floor..good job 4) After last night, we were all completely SCHLAFO'D

by Dr. Woke 'N Boke September 19, 2004